A way to decide how worried to be, about what, and what to do next: size the threat first, then give it the response its level calls for. No more, no less.

The five levels
- Theoretical: someone has described it; nobody has shown it works. Next action: note it, and spend nothing.
- Demonstrated: shown to work; hasn’t happened to us, or hardly anywhere. Next action: acknowledge it, and name a spotter; more than one doesn’t hurt.
- Scaled: a kind of problem we know, at a size we may never have seen; more of the usual response works, even if we have to find more of it. Next action: name the owner of the playbook that covers it.
- Novel: a new kind of problem; more of the usual response doesn’t help and may make it worse (the black swan). Next action: ask whether the current response is making it worse, then name who writes the new playbook and the date it’s delivered.
- Consuming: a Novel problem, maybe alongside others, here now: we’re in pain and we don’t know what makes it stop. Next action: prioritize, triage, and bring in judgment from outside the emergency.
Why it works
Most responses confuse “more of the same” with “something genuinely new.” This scale keeps them apart, and the jump from 3 to 4 is everything. Level 3 means the fire department needs more trucks. Level 4 means the fire doesn’t respond to water, and more trucks won’t help.
Facts and Feelings
That someone is worried is a fact, and it’s owed respect on its own terms. The worry itself isn’t a fact, however it feels. When we pick a next action, it’s one more source of information, alongside the precedent, the playbook and the evidence.
Why now
The previous iteration of this was our SNAP Panic Scale (November 2025). A year later, we read AI and security as a Novel problem, not a Scaled one, and expect it may become Consuming for far too many people and organizations within the next 18 months. What started off with humor has gotten real faster than predicted. Level 5 isn’t a joke anymore.
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How Worried, About What is a free, ready-to-run version from Signals & Subtractions: a list we can fill in with our team, plus a copy-paste prompt for any model.
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